"Counting flowers on the wall/That don't bother me at all . . . Now don't tell me I've nothing to do." I have something to do. I have to come up with another list of fake religious history book titles for the RiAH blog. Or, so I imagine I have to.
Below are some of the ones I conjured. I wanted to pepper the list with a few baroque, theory-driven texts. Others might make good trade books. And some are utterly useless, horrible.
Meth Heads and Methodists: My Journey through Missouri
Revival, Revival, My Heart's on Fire, for Revival: The Gospel According to the Oak Ridge Boys
Footprints in the Sand, Dust on the Bible: Biblical Illiteracy in the Idiocratic Age of Sentimental Religion
Canes Ecclesia: Liturgical Dogs in One Vermont Parish
America's Morbidly Obese God: Fastfood, Faith, and Girth
The Prayerful Diet: Subsisting on Mustard Seeds, Olive Oil, and Manna
Omnivorous Theologies of Transubstantiation: Substance, Presence, and Masocritical Theories of Violent Italian Religious Feasts, 1680-1681
Baptized in Fudge: Heterodoxologies at a Southern Fundamentalist Chocolate Factory
The Proof is in the Blood Pudding: Nordic Satanists in Brainerd, Minnesota
Academies of Exhibition: Phantasm, Imagination, and the White Femme Function of Exopedagogy in a Rural Baptist Church
Un-lived Religion and Livor-Mortis Southern Saints: Suicide, Hermaphroditism, and the Creation-Evolution Controversy in Texas, 1935-1937
Homer Aubrey Tomlinson: King of the World, Huckster of the Spirit
Revival, Revival, My Heart's on Fire, for Revival: The Gospel According to the Oak Ridge Boys
Footprints in the Sand, Dust on the Bible: Biblical Illiteracy in the Idiocratic Age of Sentimental Religion
Canes Ecclesia: Liturgical Dogs in One Vermont Parish
America's Morbidly Obese God: Fastfood, Faith, and Girth
The Prayerful Diet: Subsisting on Mustard Seeds, Olive Oil, and Manna
Omnivorous Theologies of Transubstantiation: Substance, Presence, and Masocritical Theories of Violent Italian Religious Feasts, 1680-1681
Baptized in Fudge: Heterodoxologies at a Southern Fundamentalist Chocolate Factory
The Proof is in the Blood Pudding: Nordic Satanists in Brainerd, Minnesota
Academies of Exhibition: Phantasm, Imagination, and the White Femme Function of Exopedagogy in a Rural Baptist Church
Un-lived Religion and Livor-Mortis Southern Saints: Suicide, Hermaphroditism, and the Creation-Evolution Controversy in Texas, 1935-1937
Homer Aubrey Tomlinson: King of the World, Huckster of the Spirit
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